7. Fear is the MindKiller.

Things I’m afraid of: Sharks Alligators Fish Bugs Airplanes Ghosts Movies about ghosts. People with gun, knives, or other sharp destructive devices. Destructive devices. Eyes falling out of sockets or losing limbs. Out of body experiences. Whatever it is that happens when my mother finishes counting to 3. Surprises Failure Performing stand-up in front of…

Milestone: The State of Texas Tried to Kill Me, Part Two.

Disclaimer: This is not a short entry. Buckle up.  Let me tell you something about the state of Texas. The people are extremely kind hearted, friendly, and down-to-earth. Let me tell you something else about the state of Texas. They have more critters under one roof that could latch on and kill you with one…

Milestone: The State of Texas Tried to Kill Me, Part One.

To be honest, I haven’t ever opened up about this particular topic in a public manner so please exercise patience with me on what I’m about to reveal to you. To be frank,  some crazy shit went down, so bare with me. Now that you’re aware of the disclaimer, let me begin: It is my…

6. Buy Yourself A One-Way Ticket.

So now, we’ve reached the point where things get real. Hello, This is the stage where you must make a choice and free-fall into the decision you’ve made, fully aware of the fact that you might hit nothing but rocks at the bottom. That is to say, you must blindly start walking down a road…

5. Stand Up. Be A Human.

What I’m about to tell you is something that you would have never realized is the root of all your problems. It has nothing to do with the type of person you are. It has nothing to do with how smart, talented, or capable you are. It has nothing to do with your experiences, your…

4. Educate Yourself.

The world is changing. Within the next few years we will be living in a world that is similar to the one we are living in now, but different enough for newer generations to not understand what “Network Television” is. What we are living in currently is, what I’d like to call, a transformative period.…

3. List Or It Never Happens.

Before we proceed any further with our new blogger / reader relationship, I must warn you that I will use two specific names on a reoccurring basis. Those names are Julana and Iohana. No, they are not related. Yes, it’s weird that their names rhyme. Let’s call it fate, shall we? Or rather, we’ll call…

2. Clean Out Your Shit.

Holy shit! I’m naked in that photo! What?! Okay, great. Moving on. This is my apartment right now, (That’s not my dog), (You didn’t even realize there was a dog in there did you?). And there’s a perfectly logical explanation for this: I’m too busy to clean it. (That’s a lie). I’m burnt out and…

1. Find Your Purpose.

Dear Reader, Okay, you caught me. I don’t own an empire. Most of you have never heard of me, or if you have, its because you’re a member of my family, or a friend of mine that is humoring me after I asked them to click the link on my facebook or instagram bio. For…